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Aidan Chafe
Swiss Army Saviour
God is who you turn to in a storm.
Or when you can’t pay the rent.
Or if your football team is losing the Super Bowl.
Even if He is high staring at supernovas.
Read his biography. Not a people person.
Evicted His first tenants
for picking apples in the backyard.
Drowned a lot of haters in His bathtub.
Once I thought I found God
in a jar of glue, but it just didn’t stick.
The genius of thoughts and prayers
is they don’t cost you anything.
Bored? Trade in God for a dog. You can bark,
I rescued him, but really he rescued me.
